single, not sure how to mingle
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
fancychansey just said I remind him of a wobbuffet and I am so darn insulted oh my gosh, like how could anyone say that I am the least annoying, most friendly person in the entire world. oh my gosh. I need you all to know how hurt I am.
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names