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tumblr is doing the rondo
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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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Don’t bother searching for somebody like me. A monster born from dusk to dawn can’t be your saviour.
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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

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baby: m..m-m...ma...
mom: mama? are you trying to say mama?
baby: m..make US FREE NA SPLASH KASANETA
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bitchesaloud:

it’s been 20 years for fuck sake Usagi get your shit together

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tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

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augustsuwaters:

"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."

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