my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
Don’t bother searching for somebody like me. A monster born from dusk to dawn can’t be your saviour.
so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???
mom: mama? are you trying to say mama?
baby: m..make US FREE NA SPLASH KASANETA
Excuse me while I buy this album.
it’s been 20 years for fuck sake Usagi get your shit together
*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*